I found this in my sock drawer.

Also, we're out of apples. And those twist-tie things that hold bags closed. And duct tape, but I'm not allowed to explain why. Apparently things fall apart when I'm not around.
Private to Colin & MattI'm sorry about the cat thing. We needed to come home. There's a good chance that I would have tried to hurt him.
He didn't have to see the look on her face, like her world had just split apart She's invited me to the States and I think this is one of those emotionally important things and I don't want to let her down.
So if it's not too much trouble could you make sure King Kong doesn't die this weekend?
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