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Jan. 15th, 2010

Private to Gracie

Penny for your thoughts?

Jan. 4th, 2010

I found this in my sock drawer.



Also, we're out of apples. And those twist-tie things that hold bags closed. And duct tape, but I'm not allowed to explain why. Apparently things fall apart when I'm not around.

Private to Colin & Matt
I'm sorry about the cat thing. We needed to come home. There's a good chance that I would have tried to hurt him. He didn't have to see the look on her face, like her world had just split apart She's invited me to the States and I think this is one of those emotionally important things and I don't want to let her down.

So if it's not too much trouble could you make sure King Kong doesn't die this weekend?
/ Private

Dec. 27th, 2009

I swear it wasn't me in those photographs. I don't look that good in a kilt.

Oct. 17th, 2009

So I had a dream where I went to visit Andrea in Dublin, and when I got there she was just leaving with a bunch of her friends to see a U2 concert.

This is the second incident in what is becoming a disturbing trend if you count the dream where I was in a band with Kirley Duke and Bono and we were playing in a sushi restaurant where they payed us in knuts, per song, like a jukebox. This I blame entirely on that juice I found last night, which must have been tainted with something. Mold, maybe.

I'm pretty sure I played the lute.

Oct. 1st, 2009

wake up and waste a day
chase away a day at a time
and waste away
clean-faced today, clean taste today
toothpaste makes my orange juice sour )